Full of Complex Carbohydrates and MicroNutrients

I am a novelty to many (and I'm fine with that).
I have a very silly sense of humor usually riddled with malapropisms (and I'm fine with that, too).
I ask too many questions of Life and I expect all the answers.
I trust people too easily when I shouldn't; however, I respect everyone regardless…unless they do something to make me think twice.
I don't cheat. I am tactful yet will give the truth up front (and never mean to hurt anyone's feelings with it).
I like to help the people who have helped me, and even those who have not.
I never forget... but sometimes I misplace things.
I never lose hope.
I am awesomely blessed for the people who have come into my life, and I am blessed for the people who have left because I realize I didn't need them anyway.
I honestly feel that laughter is the best medicine you can have.
I believe in being strong when everything else seems to be going wrong.
I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. In other words, I'm human, and definitely not perfect.
But tomorrow is another day, and there's so much cheese to be had...
(thank you to Ranae S. for this bit of inspiration!)

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Smirky Witch: Nearly completed


Why wouldn't she smirk, from all of her work
 It's an amazingly neat place to be.
With her crinkly face
And hysterical grace
She's off her rocker, you see...

Well, that little limerick just sort of rolled sideways and blithely popped out of me brain. I like it when that happens. It's always refreshing to see that the grey matter still emits a few cogitative sparks here and there.

I hope the photo does her supreme hag-ressiveness much justice. I glued many lovely grey and black genuine hubby hairs (why, they were pluckt straight from his beard, mind you!) onto her brows, gaping nostrils, and the wart on her chubby chinny-chin-chin. Next I'm working on her body, garb, and other sweet touches like a broom. Much as I enjoy seeing a disembodied polymer clay head resting comfortably on a table top, I much prefer envisioning her with a more plump, corporeal finish. Wot you say, eh?

Check back soon, to see her in all her completed gorgeeosity!