Growing older is mandatory...
Growing up is Optional
Full of Complex Carbohydrates and MicroNutrients
I am a novelty to many (and I'm fine with that).
I have a very silly sense of humor usually riddled with malapropisms (and I'm fine with that, too).
I ask too many questions of Life and I expect all the answers.
I trust people too easily when I shouldn't; however, I respect everyone regardless…unless they do something to make me think twice.
I don't cheat. I am tactful yet will give the truth up front (and never mean to hurt anyone's feelings with it).
I like to help the people who have helped me, and even those who have not.
I never forget... but sometimes I misplace things.
I never lose hope.
I am awesomely blessed for the people who have come into my life, and I am blessed for the people who have left because I realize I didn't need them anyway.
I honestly feel that laughter is the best medicine you can have.
I believe in being strong when everything else seems to be going wrong.
I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. In other words, I'm human, and definitely not perfect. But tomorrow is another day, and there's so much cheese to be had...
(thank you to Ranae S. for this bit of inspiration!)
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A casket is generally a four-sided burial box, most commonly in use these days.
A coffin is the type of funerary box that has six sides to it. Think of what they used in old fashioned Victorian or Old West burials, and you get the idea.
This type is also called a "toe pincher," as the shape is narrower down toward where the feet would go.
My dear Hubby spends a good deal of time in his workshop during the warmer weather, creating all sorts of interesting wooden & metal items for Halloween. He whipped up a whole bunch of mini scale-sized (18" x 6" x 3") toe pincher coffins that we sold at "Monsters & Merriment." People used them to put candy in, or bottles of wine, dolls (they fit a regular sized "Barbie" perfectly) or autumn foliage displays.
They're all hand-made from repurposed wood (mostly pine and/or cedar) with metal hinges that he created from hand as well.
Each is unique, with characteristics of the wood they are created from. Some have big piney knotholes, including one with a heart-shaped knot hole on the lid. And one of the black ones has a hand-sculpted skull that he created, festooned on the lid.
We keep a few around the house year-round, and any time we have company over who have never been to our "Halloween 24/7/365" home, they always ask where we got those cool coffins from!
They are available on my Etsy store, for only $25 each plus shipping.
Our dear friend, the illustrious Nashville TV horror host "Dr. Gangrene," just featured one of the coffins on his YouTube channel giveaways a few days ago. You can see it here:
Spinning spooky fine handmade art, to delight and disturb!
C'mon in!
Feel free to hang around a while!
Dare to Dream!
I do. Do you?
Welcome to my Happy Madness
A very nice place to be! Please come in, sit down and get comfie. The show will begin in a moment. The sum of my experiences = Me! I appreciate all the visitors here. Thank you for stopping by...
WOW!
How cool is that - I've been awarded!
Ain't Love Grand?
My favorite TV couple (and very much like how me and my own dear Hubby are!)
If you dream the proper dreams, and share the myths with people, they will want to grow up to be just like you. - Ray Bradbury
Don't be a numbskull!
Let's get the party started!
Hey you!
Come on in and have some fun, will ya?
You'd tell me, right?
Doncha hate it when you walk around all day long with a big hunk of broccoli wedged in your grill, and nobody says a thing about it?
In Honor of our Feline Friends
Special little souls, who enrich our lives so much.
Princess Yeti: RIP
Who was she? A very vocal Oriental shorthair mix, not a sasquatch! My constant companion of over 17 years and provider of Love, Humor, Insight... and a huge part of my very Soul.
In memory...
Little cat, in a distant sky
Where mice are friends and bluebirds fly,
Where pain is forgotten and you can pass
With leaping grace over green, green grass.
Little cat, will you catch a star
And wonder, a moment, where you are?
Little cat, in a distant land
Where nothing can harm you as you stand
To gaze at the clouds, so pure, so white;
And all is glad with a fresh delight.
Little cat, in your newborn years,
Will you spare of thought for my falling tears?
- Melody Collier
I would rather sit upon a Pumpkin
... and have it to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Thoreau
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. - Albert Einstein
Our daily cast of characters
Meet the Family!
The Velvet Mirage
Lily, the Meepstress
The Love Loaf
Why, it's Frankie, of course!
Here's Poopy!
Just who exactly is this Poopy fella? He's my best friend and beloved Hubby. A cohort in all things wacky and wonderful. Geeky but always entertaining and fun!
The Occasional, Introspective Quote from Poopy: Words of Wisdom to Grill Cheese By
4/05/10:
"Honesty is the best policy... especially when you have to explain to the Wife why the stove hood is missing, the surrounding cabinets are burned, and the ceiling is stained with black soot."
- His delicate explanation of the not-so-small grease fire he caused (and is having to clean up and repair)
12/30/09:
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself."
- Concurrence with a friend
12/15/09:
"If time flies when you're having fun, then do people having the most fun die sooner?"
- lunchtime ponderings
12/1/09:
"When I was growing up, I used to hear about a drug called 'acid' that caused flashbacks. Now I take a drug for acid that refluxes."
- workplace ruminations on growing older
9/22/09:
"Yada yada yada. Here it goes again. Back on the job."
- upon returning to work after a 10-day vacation break and finding it slightly difficult to get focused and motivated
7/31/09:
"Now that I'm older, wiser and more aware of who I am and what I can do, I realize that I can no longer do what I used to when I was young enough to do it."
- bittersweet realizations when pondering mowing the daunting 5+ acres of lawn before him
7/10/09:
"There's always someone willing to do your thinking for you, if you let them." - deep philosophical musings during a caffeine-infused meeting with a friend
6/26/09: "It's fun to see where life has gone... and to wonder where the hell it's going." - when on the internet, looking up old friends from the past
6/10/09: "Next time, use protection." - in response to a friend's claim that he discovered 'unexpected' pumpkins growing in his yard
5/26/09:
"I don't know, I don't have anything smart to say. I'm a dummy, remember?"
- a very tired hubby, mid-way through a 10-day work schedule (and no, he's not a dummy at all, actually)
5/7/09: "We grow too soon oldt, and too late shmart." - uttered in German accent - on why people make the mistakes in life that they do
5/6/09: "It's too far to be close, and too close to be far." - on asked why he (the Husband Unit) was not using his bifocals to read my blog
11/18/10:
"Dear, you're hard to see, because you've gone around the bend."
- his explanation of my silliness during one of my laughing fits
8/29/11:
"The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for groups of animals. There is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows, a School of fish, an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.
"Now consider the baboon. The loudest, most dangerous and aggressive of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
- a Congress.
"Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves."
- just tellin' 'em like he sees 'em
Our inspiration
Do we love The Three Stooges? Soitanly. Nyuck nyuck nyuck!
What card are you?
You are The Star
Hope, expectation, Bright promises.
The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised
The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.
... because when you discard arrogance, complexity, and a few other things that get in the way, sooner or later you will discover that simple, childlike, and mysterious secret: life is fun!
In honor of those who have passed on...
Gone but never to be forgotten. Loved forever and missed terribly. Thank you for making our lives so much better as a result of knowing you!
RIP, dear Baby dog
The Maker of Silly Groans and Noises: Baby, our Mastiff/Labrador mix. A sweeter dog never lived. - 2011
RIP, sweet Grizz
Grizzleberry ... a very special cat who left us way too soon. What a wonderful little friend she was to me. 1994-2003
Grizzleberry, reclining
We'll see you again someday, Grizz. You're always in my heart and thoughts.
RIP, Yeti the Angel Kitty
Wings? I don't need no stinkin' wings in the Summerland! 1995-2011
Yeti, on Her Royal Throne
The Princess slumbers
The Lady of Perpetual Leisure
But paying close attention to those birds and mice out there!
Of August Raindrop Candlelight & Garden Delights
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August sublime... With raindrop symphonies and droplets on windows. After
the heat of July, the moody weather of August has been a dream. Big fluffy
clouds...
Gallery 133
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A new creature has come in from Dean Judd in Whitehaven, United Kingdom.
Created using Vista Paint. Nice job Dean, been a long while since we've had
a new ...
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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2014
Winners of the Witches of Giggleswick 2nd Annual Blog Hop are:
Congratulations to Brenda fromm Pumpkin Hollow Primitives this lit...
2018 Bewitching Peddlers
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Bewitching Peddlers of Halloween is fast approaching and with it are new
works being created out of paper mache. Sneak peeks will be coming so keep
an eye...
Vanitas
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My latest sticker art piece "Vanitas" was inspired by the 17th century
Dutch Vanitas painting genre where images of skulls and other objects were
used a...
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